Pinoy At Coffee Shop

Waiter: "What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?"

Pinoy: "No... Big cup! Big cup!"

Waiter: "What would you like for your breakfast?"

Pinoy: "Hameneggs."

Waiter: "And how do you like your eggs, sir?"

Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I like dem beri much."

Waiter: "No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?"

Pinoy: "Yes, tenkyu, I wud like dem cooked."

Waiter (with increasing impatience): "Would you like your eggs... fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?"

Pinoy (with increasing uneasiness): "Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled."

Waiter: "And what bread would you like?"

Pinoy: "Begyurpardon?"

Waiter: "What kind of bread would you like... white? rye? whole wheat? toast?"

Pinoy: "Pan Amercano..."

Waiter: "We don't have that..."

Pinoy: "Okey. Gib me Taystee..."

Waiter: "We don't have that either, sir..."

Pinoy: "Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?"

Waiter: "Sir, you are wasting my time... I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?"

Pinoy: "Donut plis..."

By: CyberLounge
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